Wiggling

Setting: Eating breakfast

Andrew: Daddy, why are you wiggling?

Daddy: No reason.

A: Do you have to go potty?

D: Nope.

A: Go now, Daddy. Go to the potty before you have an accident.

D: But I don't have to go.

A: But you'll have an accident!

Mommy: What if I have to go potty?

A: Are you wiggling?

M: Not yet, but I can start wiggling.

A: Then Mommy, you go now.

M: Okay, I'll go.

A: Yes, go now because Daddy will plug the toilet.